3 word story: Critical Hostage Rescue

In Somalia, some important people have been recently kidnapped. The kidnappers want a million dollars in one week or else they will kill all the hostages brutally. Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to rescue the hostages from the Somalian compound, and all must be alive. There's a catch-
3 WORD STORY!!!!!!

The hovercraft finally...

landed in a

Jungle, full of

NL Clan Members

and they died...lol jk

and then the

Hackers surrounded all

Gathering More Intel

on the poisoned

isle of the

Wrinkly Dick clan

causing a meltdown

of screaming monkeys

to go on

navy seals transport.

Now back to the story...

A killing spree

outside the compound...

summoned ATF raids

threatening the security...

of innocent bystanders...

to chase cats

When Billy Mays

Talks about his

lucrative investment in...

giant bags of

Nintendo Wii consoles