3 Word Story 2: Save the World

I loved the first one so here's another 3 word story! The world is about to end. A meteor the size of the moon is about to crash into Earth. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to somehow save the Earth. it doesn't matter how you get the job done. Just get it done! I'll start.

In the year

20XX, the world

was preparing for

the biggest catastrophe

it's ever known.

The President of

Walmart, and the

brigadier submarine commando

have gotten together

to create a

series of massive

jet thrusters that

would be launched

by throwing balls

at British kids.

While fat Americans

kicked Soviet asses

While they drank

a white liquid

produced by b(o)(o)bs.

which was out

most of the