Get The Cookie

*Erases everyones posts and puts* Sly and the cookie appeared.....Sly ate the cookie......Sly is the wiener!!!!!!!!! DING DING!!!!!!!

Too bad Sly doesn't have any mod powers, because Sly ate a weiner instead of the cookie. I nabs the cookie and goes to my secret hiding spot.

*soundwav pops out of the ground into rorys secret hiding spot* and says.....



..............crap

I slap Rory until he's unconsious and takes the cookies and puts it in my pants

I nab the cookie from Blaze while he is still dreaming about slapping me unconscious. I walk away peacefully, because Blaze looks so sweet when he is dreaming.

Jack teabags Blaze for the lol's.
Then pursues Rory...

Calls in an EMP and disables Rory's HUD and unleashes attack dogs

I rape the dogs to death and then I do a air teabag on Jack and then I trip Rory and break the cookie in HALFFFF!!!!

Pulls out my .44 magnum akimbo and kills you all, eats cookie.

@Rory Lol language. :3

Turns out that the cookie the Captain Jack ate was made of plastic and rat poisin, which Ninja had placed. The real cookie was with Ninja. Who was again, sniffing it. :3

YOU MAY NOT EAT THE COOKIE UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY SAFE. Whoever attempts to eat it will end up eating a fake cookie made of plastic and rat poisin. :P

soundwav asks ninja to give him the cookie......then soundwav said please....ninja said no.....i said "thats not how u say it" *soundwav grabs ninja by the shirt* soundwav says "punch in the security codes!" ninja says "what? what u r talking about?!?"*Soundwav slams ninjas head on the desk* ninja says WHERE THE HELL DID THAT DESK COME FROM???!!!??" ninja continues "R U GOING TO KILL ME?!?"*soundwav waits 5 seconds* "No" *soundwav knocks out ninja with his pistol*............"crap he did not give me the security codes...."Said soundwav....

Comes back to life because I'm a fixed point in time and space (true- Captain Jack from doctor who is invincable)
Makes field of mines around you all but the mines look all like the cookie.

Ninja randomly awakens and barricades himself in sandbags, throws a frag, making all the fake land mine cookies explode. Then Ninja punches in the codes on the desk and the desk opens up revealing the cookie, Ninja then puts the cookie down his pants and runs.

nuff said haha

@Lun My damn iPad won't let me view the video.

Ninja continues to run, as he doesn't know what Lun just posted.

The mines, my friend

187 shoots Cpt. Jack's mine while he's standing next to it and blows his guts are all over the place

I Pimp slap Mr.187, and then I take the cook and Strut away.

Rory eats the cookie and finds out it's one of my ''special'' cookies and get's knocked out.

Meanwhile-----*starts to melee in the air at nothing*

I take the real cookie and then Hide

I use my UAV to find Blaze. I found him hiding in Captain Jacks bedroom....playing Patty Cake? I take the cookie and run like hell.

Ninja uses an anticookie pred. (LolWtf) to kill Rory and picks up the cookie, then starts to dig.