Get The Cookie

There is only one cookie left in the universe, YOU MUST HAVE IT! To make this RP fun for everyone, no GodModding.

Ninja takes the cookie out of the oven, puts it in his pocket, and tries to sneak away.

I shoved the cookie down my pants. So in your face.

*puts my hand down his pants and grabs the cookie* ...

I then realise... THIS IS NOT A COOKIE!!!!! D:

Kicks Jack in the balls and then gives Demon the cookie crumbs.

*It turns out the cookie that Rory grabbed was a phony! The ACTUAL cookie drops down through Jack's pantleg onto the floor*
...Lun grabs the cookie and starts sprinting towards the door as by being chased by a pack of bloodthirsty wolves!!!!

soundwav throws C4 in to the air and lands straight on to his head :S boom he dead

Then Sly sneaks over to teh floor and picks it up and then puts it in my mouth......(i dint brush my teeth)

Lun respawns and again is in the hunt. :P

Luckily see's Lun respawn and shoot's him in the face. Get's a 24 killstreak and calls in the M.O.A.B. and blows everything (including the cookie) to dust.

haha. Sticks and stones my friend, sticks and stones. Unfortunately the cookie is in my belly. That's before I repeatedly ran machine gun lead into both Soundwav and Demonic's face. :P

Oh and Uhh....no offense :P

*Makes Lun watch "The Human Centipede"*. Grabs the cookie and runs like a.....

HELL YA MEAT LOAF!!!

Question: Why in the christ am I the only one getting their face mangled to hell, is this some sort of hidden message in here. Oh, oh, that is until I went for payback on Soundwav and Demon.

:boff:

Grabs the cookie from a passed out Lun, and body surfs away.

*Randomly snipes Rory* *Grabs cookie and uses Portal gun and teleports across the world* *Then begins to sniff cookie*

*fires his lazerz at Ninja's face and nabs the cookie before jetting off into outer space*

I do the jig and make Demonic sick and then i take teh cookie to the moon

Gameday steps on the scene and makes an solar eclipse blinding all safely with his stunnas on. Gets Sailormoon to detract Sly. Steals Cookie "Listens To Quaid" and gets his a** to MARS!

*Uses portal gun to teleport to Mars* *Uses Spartan Laser to make GameDay explode* *Grabs cookie and teleports back to Earth*

I tell my mom that Ninja stole that cookie from me. She lectures him, Ninja starts to cry, and then he gives me my cookie back.

i told your mom i had a good time last night and that u abused your admin powers to edit my post >:{D

My mom said it was the worst day of her life. She was confused as to why you were crouched up in the corner, crying all night. So she brought the cookie back to me.

Ninja pushes Rory's Mom, then repeatively stabs Rory, and takes takes cookie.